Google to turn Water into Wine?
Could it be true? In searching through disparate domain name registrations, trademark applications and other state and local filing records, our research team has come across some interesting clues to what may be Google’s biggest effort to date.
This effort may be so massive as to leave their other services, including search, web based email, e-commerce, on-line photos, and everything else in the dust! What are the clues we have uncovered?
Here are a few. Google recently purchase the domain name http://www.water.com/ from a large water bottling distributor. They also just inked a lucrative deal with the wine magazine http://www.wine.com/ for sole and exclusive rights to their name and domain name. Next, an unidentified source in Vatican City has confirmed that an international contingent of intellectual property attorneys have been in intense negotiations with the Executive Bishop of the Catholic See. Sources have placed Pope Benedictus XVI personally at those meetings.
Details of those secret meetings are sketchy. However, it can now be confirmed that Google has petitioned the church for Special Dispensation Authority…essentially giving the California based company and it’s Directors divine powers! You heard it here first.
Divine Powers.
Water.com
Wine.com
What can this mean but a revolutionary food and beverage service…and with no cost of goods sold from the same company that brought us Search! We expect to see Google stock reach $6,500.00 per share by the end of trading tomorrow.
Joel Allen is president of AllenPort Co., based in Princeton, NJ.
© 2005 Joel E. Allen. All rights reserved
This effort may be so massive as to leave their other services, including search, web based email, e-commerce, on-line photos, and everything else in the dust! What are the clues we have uncovered?
Here are a few. Google recently purchase the domain name http://www.water.com/ from a large water bottling distributor. They also just inked a lucrative deal with the wine magazine http://www.wine.com/ for sole and exclusive rights to their name and domain name. Next, an unidentified source in Vatican City has confirmed that an international contingent of intellectual property attorneys have been in intense negotiations with the Executive Bishop of the Catholic See. Sources have placed Pope Benedictus XVI personally at those meetings.
Details of those secret meetings are sketchy. However, it can now be confirmed that Google has petitioned the church for Special Dispensation Authority…essentially giving the California based company and it’s Directors divine powers! You heard it here first.
Divine Powers.
Water.com
Wine.com
What can this mean but a revolutionary food and beverage service…and with no cost of goods sold from the same company that brought us Search! We expect to see Google stock reach $6,500.00 per share by the end of trading tomorrow.
Joel Allen is president of AllenPort Co., based in Princeton, NJ.
© 2005 Joel E. Allen. All rights reserved
posted by Joel Allen at 5:43 PM
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